Whhhaaa?

Is anyone else confused by banks? I am!

I got my credit card today! Yay! I had to call to activate it. The lady tried to sell me something, I think? I'm not sure, I couldn't really understand her. I only heard clips of what she was saying: "So, Miss Vanessa, if you cannot work .....you can pay 89 cents per 100 dollars...incase of heart attack, or stroke...30 days approval...free if the balance is zero.....bananas.....so, Miss Vanessa, would you be interested?" "Um? No? Can I think about it?"

Anyway...I can buy things online?

Also, I feel sick. :(